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Do you think I can make this hat?

OMG

American Apparel nail polish. Am I a stupid hipster? Perhaps. But I'm also super fucking psyched. I love flat colored nail polish, and no one makes any good colors and I'm excited. Don't judge me.

guidos and updates

So, dresses are almost done, pics to follow blah blah blah. ANYWAYS, JERSEY SHORE! WTFuckity fuck fuck fuck. Not only was I offended/intrigued, it has been this spectacle that has tied up all of the intelligent, sarcastic blogs I love and frequent. Which means something, I don't know what, but something. I guess it means I should watch it, but COME ON! I don't need to watch a MTV sponsered show that reminds me of why I am ASHAMED to be Italian. 2birds1blog, dlisted, etc, (all which have my utmost repsect) have commented( or recrapped) this show, and not in a "hahaha look how redic this shit is) but in a "OMG I love it and I'm hiding my face while I admit it. " Trust me people, when MTV puts an exagerated version of you family and family friends out for the world to make fun/fall in love with/ secretly want and watch, it shakes you to you moral core and makes you question everything. I mean, don't get me wrong, I totes watch The City, and secretly love Olivia( and thinks Erin is just setting her up all the time, c'mon!) but really, Jersey Shore may be where I have to draw the line. And thats saying a lot. I will of course be eating my own words in a mere 2 weeks o so after I resist for as long as humanly possible, and then in a fit of " I just graduated, now what?!?" induced boredom/ panic, catch up on every episode. In which case, you may find a new post singing its praises, followed by a campaign for my bf to start drinking protein shakes and fist pumping while playing his disco music, but until then: shame on you, society. shame. on. you.
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